YOU GUYS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch - I kid you not - it's Eric the Viking Vampire and John Carter!!! - it's Tim friggin Riggins from FNL and Brad The Iceman Colbert AS BROTHERS people. Hot, sexy and all touchy feely brothers. They say I love yous and there's kisses and everything.
The movie? BATTTLESHIP. Don't let that deter you. Don't let the fact that Rihanna is in it deter you. In fact just go okay?
The movie is better than can be expected. It has Liam Neeson in it. I know he's done lemons but he has some cred let's be honest. His scenes in this he does the best he can with and that's a pretty solid effort.
It's FUNNY too. It doesn't take itself too seriously and that's a good thing. It's also got cute blonde sidekick guy from FNL too (the one who is best buds with the second string quarterback - who quickly becomes starting QB - in the first season) and he is good - delivers his mostly comic relief lines well. Also alien invasion and lots of explosions and enough cliches to make you groan and grin at the same time. Good music though, I'll give it that. It has some wildly implausible scenes too but I think that's a requirement for these films. You know the ones, where everyone's reaction time seems to be slower than a sloth in a sauna even though they can see quite clearly the bombs that just obliterated another ship are heading at them. Life boats people!! Jump overboad!! The Navy did not spend thousands of dollars training your ass just to have it sit there when it could be saving itself! But I love these scenes just for the opportunity to rip the shit out of it afterwards, part of the fun times discussing said scenes when you get out of the movie of course.
Anyway consider this a total movie rec post. Here let me show you some pictures to help:
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Alex on the left, Taylor on the right .... did I mention playing brothers?
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I can totally buy that they're related can't you?
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Awwwww.....Taylor totally fanboys Alex you know it.
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See? Even here with hot blonde between them only eyes for each other. Just saying.
And just to be clear here, it's this guy Stone Hopper:
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Who is brothers with this guy Alex Hopper:
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Just in case you missed it.
Righto - I'm off to send my wishes out to all the fanfic writers - this needs to be remixed J2 style - you see what I'm saying. That's two recent movies that totally scream J2 to me. This Means War and Battleship. I LOVES it. If I dream it they will write it. That's how it works doesn't it???
Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch - I kid you not - it's Eric the Viking Vampire and John Carter!!! - it's Tim friggin Riggins from FNL and Brad The Iceman Colbert AS BROTHERS people. Hot, sexy and all touchy feely brothers. They say I love yous and there's kisses and everything.
The movie? BATTTLESHIP. Don't let that deter you. Don't let the fact that Rihanna is in it deter you. In fact just go okay?
The movie is better than can be expected. It has Liam Neeson in it. I know he's done lemons but he has some cred let's be honest. His scenes in this he does the best he can with and that's a pretty solid effort.
It's FUNNY too. It doesn't take itself too seriously and that's a good thing. It's also got cute blonde sidekick guy from FNL too (the one who is best buds with the second string quarterback - who quickly becomes starting QB - in the first season) and he is good - delivers his mostly comic relief lines well. Also alien invasion and lots of explosions and enough cliches to make you groan and grin at the same time. Good music though, I'll give it that. It has some wildly implausible scenes too but I think that's a requirement for these films. You know the ones, where everyone's reaction time seems to be slower than a sloth in a sauna even though they can see quite clearly the bombs that just obliterated another ship are heading at them. Life boats people!! Jump overboad!! The Navy did not spend thousands of dollars training your ass just to have it sit there when it could be saving itself! But I love these scenes just for the opportunity to rip the shit out of it afterwards, part of the fun times discussing said scenes when you get out of the movie of course.
Anyway consider this a total movie rec post. Here let me show you some pictures to help:
Alex on the left, Taylor on the right .... did I mention playing brothers?
I can totally buy that they're related can't you?
Awwwww.....Taylor totally fanboys Alex you know it.
See? Even here with hot blonde between them only eyes for each other. Just saying.
And just to be clear here, it's this guy Stone Hopper:
Who is brothers with this guy Alex Hopper:
Just in case you missed it.
Righto - I'm off to send my wishes out to all the fanfic writers - this needs to be remixed J2 style - you see what I'm saying. That's two recent movies that totally scream J2 to me. This Means War and Battleship. I LOVES it. If I dream it they will write it. That's how it works doesn't it???